WARNER BROS IS DOING A LIVE-ACTION STATIC SHOCK DIGITAL SERIES!
girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
I’ve lost. … There is an inexplicable pain in my chest.
important college AUs to consider for your otp:
- "i’m the grader for this class and you have literally the worst handwriting i have ever seen. i am tracking you down to warn you that if you turn in another pset like this i will have to give you a zero because i cannot understand anything you have written"
- "we casually hook up at parties sometimes but this time you got so drunk you couldn’t make it all the way back to your dorm so i let you crash in my room because it was closer and it turns out you’re really cute when you wake up in the morning, fuck"
- "you live in the room next door to mine and you have been playing the mountain goats very loudly for the past five hours. are you. i mean. are you okay."
- "you live in the room next door to mine and you’re always having really loud sex, what the fuck"
- "we’ve never talked but your favorite spot in the library is right across from my favorite spot so i see you all the time and sometimes we give each other commiserating looks"
- "did you claim the tv room for a star wars marathon the same day i was planning to claim it for a lord of the rings marathon"
- "we don’t know each other that well but we’re in the same circle of friends and they’re all abroad this semester so it looks like we’ll be spending a lot more time together while they’re gone"
- "my friends and i are trying to study in this empty classroom, you and your friends seem to be having a very loud impromptu dance party in the adjacent room, i went over to tell you to shut up but somehow you convinced me to join in"
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 TRAILER - IT’S OFFICIAL
Holy s hit this actually looks so cool and the naimations are better and om g i’m gonna die of scared
Oh my god please watch this video please.
oh you’re watching durarara? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] du all those fucking ras
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
boku no pico? i love that anime. the way they all *clenches fist* i’m just kidding that shit is disgusting
I remember one time a teacher at a school i used to attend saw me and my girlfriend at the time kissing and the teacher threatened to out me to my mother and asked me what my mom would think about me kissing girls and i just laughed and told her my mother is a lesbian (which is true) and the teacher just didn’t have anything to say after that