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❄ the match girl
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shewantsthed-ogs:

secrettemplars:

shewantsthed-ogs replied to your post: “child-of-drought replied to your text post: clearly we all need to…”

dod and cordo touching each other’s dingalings i’d read it
The Royal Lord Pro-sex-tor Froyo Coltrano was just trying to catch up on a cold case, the murder of the beloved Queen Jay Semmine. He didn’t expect to run into Dod, a cold and mysterious figure from the past, who seems to be hiding an agenda of his own… Caught in the heat of passion, will Froyo have to choose between his past or his present?
BONUS: NOW WITH 100% MORE DINGALING TOUCHING

okay but where’s the cover you can’t have a bad queer erotica without a sensual cover

my googling for an appropriate cover to photoshop isn’t working but i do have this from ages ago

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ezioauditoress:

my mood at all times: sad about desmond miles

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thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

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shewantsthed-ogs replied to your post: “child-of-drought replied to your text post: clearly we all need to…”

dod and cordo touching each other’s dingalings i’d read it
The Royal Lord Pro-sex-tor Froyo Coltrano was just trying to catch up on a cold case, the murder of the beloved Queen Jay Semmine. He didn’t expect to run into Dod, a cold and mysterious figure from the past, who seems to be hiding an agenda of his own… Caught in the heat of passion, will Froyo have to choose between his past or his present?
BONUS: NOW WITH 100% MORE DINGALING TOUCHING
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>sees a cute girl from my old school on a group photo on Facebook

>clicks on girl’s profile

>turns out she’s currently dating my ex

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child-of-drought replied to your text post:

clearly we all need to write and publish the bad queer erotica

Yeah I second this

We can also pull a fifty shades and just get the corvette badfic series, change the names and plot and make Dod and Cordo have a romantic subplot

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kuleah replied to your post:

if fanfic is considered to be moist and gushing, then modern published erotica is dry and crinkly lol I can’t with that shit

So far I haven’t found any “mighty meat rod of love” at least

But alas I have to leave the bookshop now no more bad porn for me

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I found the romance section in the bookstore

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borncareful:

live through this and you won’t look back [x

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alucifer:

when an artist you admire likes ur dumb pictures

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tannoreth:

wow aoba, thats like, so hot, i’m also so turned on by “saliva glopping”

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asoftermurder:

wicked dastardly

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fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

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